Bah Humbug and also, Happy Christmas to all our wonderful library patrons. 🎄 We tried to cancel Christmas, but the books staged a festive rebellion. The carols snuck in through the audiobook section. And someone hung tinsel on the Dewey Decimal System. So fine. FINE. We wish you all a moderately tolerable Christmas filled with quiet reading, minimal jingling, and zero fruitcake. 😆 Come back to the library when we reopen and pick up a Bah Humbug recipe card. We promise: no elves, just shelves.